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OH: I'd be gay but I don't know the terminology
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OH: oh that whole cluster's fucked
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@AllenKinsel@JulieChix probably doesn't twerk, at least not until the speaker dinner ;) -
Going to lunch with
@JulieChix in a bit prior to#sqlsat232. Tweaking slides, making sure scripts work in SQL 2014 CTP -
@MladenPrajdic arrrgh, "named is" = "named it" -
@MladenPrajdic History. Totally made their day. They are slowly discovering the rest. You could've named is SSMS Toy Store. :) -
Just introduced someone to SSMS Tools Pack. Kids at Christmas were never this happy. cc/
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@AngryPets I just wish they acknowledged other browsers exist. Ever try to use http://outlook.com in non-IE? -
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Rudy Giuliani Suddenly Realizes He’s Been Grinning During Entire 9/11 Ceremony http://onion.com/1eiyJCq
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@DBArgenis@ChrisAdkin8 YES! Had the same thing happen on way to Bletchley Park. I thought they put them in just to confuse me. -
Installed new SCOM SQL Management Pack, getting tons of new alerts...from the SQL Server hosting SCOM. And Sharepoint.
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@IrishSQL@SQLvariant@AtlSql@prestonm I'll catch up with you in a few -
The freedom of the press to choose their corporate masters is what makes this country great. http://onion.com/1aYSSeJ
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Teen birthrate hits all-time low. The reason is contraception, not abstinence: http://slate.me/1ex0yVo
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I've asked Microsoft for help in closing
#MCM Connect case. I will not tolerate personal attacks and trolls. Awaiting response.#SQLFamily -
@SQLBalls@SQLServerIO I dunno, I can smell the PG-13 already. No Clarence, No Dick Jones. :( Fingers crossed though. -
I know it's 2013 but I still find
#SqlServer Log Shipping useful. Got Standard edition, no fancy hardware, bad WAN latency? LogShip it baby!
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