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ProTip: If I start a story with, "I lost an uncle that way," at the end of the story, you don't need to ask if he died.
OMG that's funny http://www.youtube.com/embed/QEV9CqjxTEM?autoplay=1 …
In 2008, "Across the Universe" by The Beatles became the very first song to be beamed into deep space by NASA.
Speaking tip: intentionally schedule a practice talk at least a week before you have to give the real talk. Forces you to finish it up early
Oh, look, another mass shooting at a university. Good thing our government continues to ignore our epidemic of gun violence.
I am OUTRAGED that we rescued the last POW from Afghanistan. Wow, me from two weeks ago would be really confused by that sentence.
"Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough, I don't know why." -Lana Del Rey
Wow LeBron, really?? Do you guys never play outside in the summer? Suck it up you wuss.
Damn thought @NBCUndateable was going to be realistic...damn nerd got the hot chick in the third episode. So much for being #undateable
“@mthebeatless: Happy 28th wedding anniversary to Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach! They were wed on April 27, 1981.” Um. It's June 5 homie!
RT @MariaZakourdaev: Which Of These Databases Does Your Organization Use?
(Source: Information Week 2014) pic.twitter.com/EqBbCLc0YL
I got the moves like Jagger ( and the knees like Keith Richards )
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