Weekend

Dear Readers,

 

I am taking a break for the weekend and I hope you will be too.  I have plenty of gems sitting in my inbox so keep sending things in and check back in Sunday night/Monday for more fun.

 

 

 

University of San Diego

“We need more guys on here. This ratio is really not acceptable. “

 

 

You can probably just invite more guys to the group.  Probably not to the college though.

Conn College

“This may be super early but has anybody made a packing list?  I just feel like I am going to forget silly stuff.”

 

 

 

Woah there, let’s slow down.

Amherst

Is anyone else bringing their horse to school?!?

“Im going to bring my goat and sell its milk. Can never have enough money in college”

 

 

 

No one is going to want to buy milk from a horse.

USC

“”Does anybody here watch the new 90210 tv series, and think life at USC will be like a real life version of it?”

 

 

I really can’t understand your logic here at all.

Holy Cross

“”So I’m getting the feeling that there are tons of people looking forward to parties. Is there anyone going to school to, I don’t know, go to school, or find fulfillment without inebriation?”

 

 

 

 

The honest answer is no.

Emory

x - you’re going to Emory?!

y - yup!

x - This is kinda awkward lol I never knew!
 y - How is it awkward? haha
x - Lol idk because we haven’t talked ever not even in middle school.
y - I’m a changed man >=o, i was pretty anti-social in middle school..hahaha”
Were you that kid who liked to touch all the girls? No worries dude we grew out of it.

Kenyon

Boy 1: “ok folks so we’ve all been talking for a long time… but one thing thats slightly got me curious is. How tall are you all?


Girl 1: 5′ 8 3/4″ ish maybe. I never actually know. the nurses always measure me wrong.
They’re probably doing it right you just wish you were taller.

Columbia

person 1: “‎…someone really just asked me if i was going to columbia college in chicago. i just stared at them.”

person 2: “wait we’re not?”
person 3: “How the conversation usually goes for me: “Where are you going to college?” “Columbia.” “Oh so how do you like South Carolina?” “I don’t…” “

person 4: “On my school music trip, we had a Latino bus driver who said, “Colombia! Why would you ever go down there?! There’s guerrilla warfare, down there, man! Good luck!” “

 

 

GUYS! It’s an IVY.  It’s REALLY HARD TO GET INTO! I’m REALLY SMART!!!

University of San Diego

“What are you guys wearing to prom?”

 

Response-

“Nothing”

“I like your style”

 

 

 

I’m probably going to wear a tux.

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